Thursday, April 23, 2009

Crime dogs


This crazy dude got busted for peeing on a sleeping bum on sixth and main

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Fame!

I followed Pat's example. No, I didn't read between the lines, and pick up the subtle hints on that post by promoting "sportsmanship" like I'm sure Pat wants. I took Pat's words at face value and I started caring more about what famous people think and do. 

So, inspired by this, I had a guy sit in the snow and shoot a sequence of me skiing with his cell phone. He fucked up and missed the totally sweet air out of the bottom. 


Fuck friends/sportsmanship. 

Maybe a video soon from some other dude that was filming this line/me being totally rad. (TBA?)

Lets put the brackets aside guys...

Well, it’s that time of year again everybody. It’s that time of the year when 64 colleges/universities compete against one another to claim basketball supremacy. The question on everyone’s mind: “Who is Showalter rooting for?”

It’s an easy answer: I’m rooting for good sportsmanship!

I want to see guys shaking hands before tip-off.
I want to see guys helping each other up off the floor after scrambling for a loose ball.
I want to see guys hugging and kissing after the game.
I want to see guys holding hands and staring longingly into each other’s eyes.
I want to see guys slow dancing together during the half-time performance.
I want to see guys laughing, giggling, cuddling together on the bench.
I want to see guys giving each other back rubs during timeouts.

That’s what I want to see old fashioned good sportsmanship.
Go Wildcats!!!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Sunday, April 5, 2009

G20 SOD

In response to recent sobering reality checks, I would like to express my deepest sympathies to the unwashed masses. Whether it be Sarkozy's bold acts of defiance, or vivacious guerilla attacks, I want to say: Don't worry G20, we still love you. They were just rioting because...they're bad kids



And it's a super sweet part in the Absinthe Film "Ready"

Thursday, April 2, 2009

RELIG-ULOUS


Hey fellow friends, after seeing Pat's worthless post about BLAHBLAAAH don't even remember, I thought I would try and take this blog up a notch. This movie-mentary is pretty hilarious, and has some pretty mind blowing stuff in regards to religion that is very current. Plus, Bill Maher just straight up offends a ton of devout faith-haver's. Ya'll check it out. If you like this sorta stuff, I am reading a book right now called "god is Not Great" by Christopher Hitchens that is extremely interesting too.

See ya later suckers