Politics

I'd hate for my first post on this wonderful blog to be of such a mundane hue, but something has to be said. In the shadow of the uproar against Proposition 8, another equally shocking proposition has been passed in Montana. Proposition 4, based on certain marriage clauses and bi-laws, now allows maintaining marital status postmortem of a spouse in regards to allowing couples without life insurance to continue receiving payment from pensions and/or civil settlements awarded to the deceased spouse. While this resolution passed with more than 75% approval, it has in turn created a loophole in Montana law. Regarding the partner as a proponent of a partnership union, a partnership can be created postmortem if and only if there was a common law marriage at some unconditional interval ending at the livelihood's dissolution. In other words, one can wed a deceased person, or some other inanimate object that once had a livelihood, considering the relationship previous to this circumstance. This brings us to our real news:

Fellow Ogre, Patrick Colleran, aka Mr. "I-learned-double-fronts-and-branny-to-backs-on-the-diving-board-today-and-didn't-even-slap-that-hard," has wed a chicken burrito. It comes as a shock to ogres everywhere as Pat and wife received countless "regalos" at their wedding shower in accordance to Mexican tradition. When one reporter enquired about his emotions on his special day, Pat was quoted saying "I'm gonna buy so many fucking lotto's."

In other news Pearled Barley is slaughtering the international grain market. According to the Idaho Barley Commision November 13th Report, "World barley production is projected to be up 15% to 153.3 MMT. US Production increased 13% to 5.2 MMT." HOLY SHIT! Is this related to the recent inauguration of the international Pearled Barley associate, L4DO's first public blog? One can only speculate, but from where I'm standing, I say "Suck it Wheat!" In fact, "World Wheat ending stocks were increased by [only] .8 [totally pussy] MMT to 145.3 MMT Worldwide [because they suck]," according to the same report.

That's news as of November 18th, at 1 pm Mountain Standard Time for the world's first Log, (L4DO-Blog).