Yesssss, I beat pat

This morning I awoke  late in my beige bedroom of Baton Rouge. I was late with intent, so is that really late at all? After a breakfast of eggs, cheese, & bayou sauce burrito style, I was greeted with quite the unexpected welcoming. 

I pulled down the streamers I put up. Promptly popped all the balloons (I know it was two days early, but I couldn't resist), and tore up my "One Year Anniversary of Crapneto Craplessness!!!!1@!!!one!" banner that hung like a smile of pursed lips above where the american TV center should reside in this beautiful beige Baton Rouge apartment.

The party invitations all had to be cancelled, the RSVP's undone like the blouse of a young Ohioan sitting in excitement and astonishment as her piercing nipples are felt up by her equally excited boyfriend of two days for the first time.

June 2, 2009. New Crapneto Post:

"I don't really know what HTML is, but I think that I want less of it in my life.

This video? It's about menu diversification! It was made for a 72hour filmmaker's showdown by a bunch of friends who smell really good. Except Raoul, who sadly, doesn't smell as refreshing as the rest of us. But he has nice teeth.

Anyway, no goldfish were harmed in the making of this film. Did they all die? Yes, yes they did. But not until later. Despite our best efforts. We think it was Matt's fault." -Robjn (or Mikee, I Don't know)