Never forget your roots (not beer). (Snog 1.2.1)

Pat has logged quite the horror story of the American nightmare. When sitting down to write your scathing hate mail, I beg you not to look for something better than Virgil's (thanks for nothing), but fist down a gulp of the classics. Boycott not only Virgil's (thanks for nothing) but the far sightedness and chronic long-term memory loss of our generation. 

Let us adore, The Beauty 

and The Beast (best)

Fun Facts:

I call La Croix the beast not out of some allusion to unpallatability, but if you closely examine the twelve pack sitting next to your computer (I know I have one), you will see the distribution center in the United States:

Sundance Beverage, 6600 East NINE MILE Road, Warren, Michigan 48091. That's right, THAT nine mile. Just outside of Detroit. Eat Shit Eminem, eight ain't shit compared to nine! La Croix is the real deal. The Beast from the (6600) east, bunnggg.

And way too many fun facts about Jarritos here. (Never forget, 2005, El Nuevo Sabor- Mango!)