SNOG version 1.2 (blog about snacks)
I am asking all L4Do's to boycott virgils root beer until I get my fifteen bucks back. This shit sucks! Any more complaints but preferably hate mail, can be sent to
info@reedsinc.com. I have sent this e-mail and plan on sending many more until I get my money back. Let us be inspired by the grassroots organizing of the Obama campaign and reenact such a gathering and unification of Americans in this boycott against shitty root beer.
Initial E-mail sent to Virgils:
Recently I was super exited to bring home one of your mini kegs of root beer containing one gallon of brew. My roommate and I were more excited about this keg of root beer than our fellow University of Montana griz fans were while doing keg stands at the pre homecoming game party. We resisted our temptations to tap the keg immediately and waited an hour and half to let it chill in the fridge while our specialty root beer mugs were getting frosty in the freezer. When the time came, the pizza was piping hot and full of pepperonis, the root beer was chilled to the brim of our mugs and we sat down to enjoy. This is where we experienced a serious problem. The root beer was awful, it resembled no taste of root beer and if I were to compare it to another soft drink, I would say it tasted like an all diet suicide made from generic brand sodas. Although you are in the soft drink industry, I will define suicide for you. A suicide is the common term used for a mixture of any and all sodas, often including root beer. This is often produced when one cannot make up their mind between orange, cola, lemon lime, root beer, or whatever else is available. If done right, a suicide can taste very exciting but often goes very wrong, hence the name. This is especially true when diet varieties are used as well as generic brands of lesser quality. That said, can we have our fifteen bucks back?
Thanks a lot, Patrick
Please send fifteen bucks to:
(my address)
